“Well, Just before everybody got sick of movies, there were still people making them really long and really excruciating. There were these movies that made you feel really bad about everything, and people used to pay money to feel bad, until they figured out they felt bad enough when they weren’t watching movies, that they stopped giving movies money to make them feel bad.”
chrismamo1 on
I’ve been bringing noise canceling headphones into the theater for years, specifically because of the extremely overstimulating sound mixing that every movie seems to have these days. I had no idea I was starting a trend.
wesleysniper on
Everyone wants to hate this movie online except the people who have actually seen the movie.
spelldonvalentine on
I’d say so! $80 for 2 IMAX tickets is insane!
emcee70 on
The best art makes you feel a little uncomfortable
maplezombeh on
This movie cost as much to make as the Live Action Moana…
BrowsingWhileBrown on
I like a long movie I can get lost in. This just seems like a complaint by the low attention span types. If LOTR was released today people would be claiming it was long and loud and boring 🙄
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Dad what was 2026 like?
“Well, Just before everybody got sick of movies, there were still people making them really long and really excruciating. There were these movies that made you feel really bad about everything, and people used to pay money to feel bad, until they figured out they felt bad enough when they weren’t watching movies, that they stopped giving movies money to make them feel bad.”
I’ve been bringing noise canceling headphones into the theater for years, specifically because of the extremely overstimulating sound mixing that every movie seems to have these days. I had no idea I was starting a trend.
Everyone wants to hate this movie online except the people who have actually seen the movie.
I’d say so! $80 for 2 IMAX tickets is insane!
The best art makes you feel a little uncomfortable
This movie cost as much to make as the Live Action Moana…
I like a long movie I can get lost in. This just seems like a complaint by the low attention span types. If LOTR was released today people would be claiming it was long and loud and boring 🙄
I mostly fear for my bladder
We have been since the election.