It’s 2026 and we have to worry about “Big Lettuce.”
This is America.
justtots on

aloeicious on
Trump doesn’t like journalists because when you talk to them they find out
Too_Hood_95 on
“the FDA is corrupt!” is something your crazy uncle that lives in the woods used to say at the Thanksgiving dinner table because you bought a frozen bird instead of shooting one off the side of the highway and now it’s like… a very legitimate accusation lmao
Baeomyces on
Now they’re the Diarrhea Forever company
ConstantKooky3329 on
it’s the classic tale of chickens coming home to roost
AMW131 on
So…. when do we actually rise up against these billionaires and companies? I’m kinda over them being okay killing us and us paying for the pleasure.
Wonderful_Habit_ on
Guess I’m not buying lettuce from them anymore for multiple reasons
crusader104 on
You get what you pay for I guess, deregulation and diarrhea included
PastelBrat13 on
MAGA voters are so incoherent that they spent the entire election cycle crying over red dye only to turn around and cheer on deregulation efforts to have led them to this outbreak. Their stupidity would be hilarious if it only messed with their lives, but unfortunately its fucked up for everyone. Buckle up diarrhea is mild compared to what some of these other foodborne illness can do.
DaddyHunter on
okay but does anyone have other bagged salad recs when this shitstorm ends? asking for a friend that is obsessed with a few of taylor farms salads and wants to switch off them (if possible)….
Does anyone have a link to which restaurants and or companies buy from them? Taylor Farms can fk off. So far it’s Taco Bell. I went to Chili’s yesterday and overheard the server say they didn’t have any lettuce bc the parasite.
wangd00dle on
You don’t say

PhysicsImmediate on
quite literally the 50.1 diarrhea forever vs 49.9 puppies for everyone meme
chatoyer0956 on
I just want to be able to eat fresh produce. I guess that is asking too much.
GongTzu on
I hope all politicians who took the bribe will suffer from diarrhea the next month. It’s not okay to not take food safety seriously and make the rules lighter just because the industry doesn’t like it, but people needs protection from these evil corporations
SecondhandTrout on
Of course they did
blue-to-grey on
I remember reading The Jungle and ACTIVELY APPRECIATING all the progress we’d made since then.
cuernosasian on
And they might be spending more now to get the regime to point the finger at a farm that they might be spraying with the parasite.
Marajak on
The whole government is corrupt and can be bought off. I don’t trust anything they say in any department congress or Trump obviously.
Any corporation or country can buy off our government especially Trump. It the Supreme Court Congress all have been paid.
TheTanith1st on
Taylor Farms Freedom Lettuce!!!
snackofalltrades on
Did their investment pay off? Was there any specific deregulation that applied to the lettuce industry?
I know the Trump administration has been unkind to government regulators like the FDA… I’m just wondering if there is a specific chain of cause and effect here?
ChocChipBananaMuffin on
Never been happier to have decided to put my money where my mouth is (I guess literally) and buy local produce from the Farmer’s Market.
I had no idea these mfers were behind so much produce at so many places. Fuck them.
ungranted_wish on
“Kamala would have been the same!” – someone typing on their toilet rn
debugstatement on
Oh, so the villain is in the room.
DeepSpaceVixen on
SHOCKED
insertbrackets on
I’ll be avoiding lettuce for the foreseeable future. It’s barely a green anyway. This is truly insane.
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That’s more disappointing than the diarrhea
It’s 2026 and we have to worry about “Big Lettuce.”
This is America.

Trump doesn’t like journalists because when you talk to them they find out
“the FDA is corrupt!” is something your crazy uncle that lives in the woods used to say at the Thanksgiving dinner table because you bought a frozen bird instead of shooting one off the side of the highway and now it’s like… a very legitimate accusation lmao
Now they’re the Diarrhea Forever company
it’s the classic tale of chickens coming home to roost
So…. when do we actually rise up against these billionaires and companies? I’m kinda over them being okay killing us and us paying for the pleasure.
Guess I’m not buying lettuce from them anymore for multiple reasons
You get what you pay for I guess, deregulation and diarrhea included
MAGA voters are so incoherent that they spent the entire election cycle crying over red dye only to turn around and cheer on deregulation efforts to have led them to this outbreak. Their stupidity would be hilarious if it only messed with their lives, but unfortunately its fucked up for everyone. Buckle up diarrhea is mild compared to what some of these other foodborne illness can do.
okay but does anyone have other bagged salad recs when this shitstorm ends? asking for a friend that is obsessed with a few of taylor farms salads and wants to switch off them (if possible)….
Disappointing but not surprising.
Not all taylors, but always a taylor
[Paywall-free article](https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.wired.com/story/diarrhea-outbreak-taylor-farms-maga-donations-lobbying/) ♥️
Easy boycott. I love a wedge salad..
So in other words, leopards ate their face.
Looser regulations.
Looser poops.
– Taylor Farms
Disgusting
Does anyone have a link to which restaurants and or companies buy from them? Taylor Farms can fk off. So far it’s Taco Bell. I went to Chili’s yesterday and overheard the server say they didn’t have any lettuce bc the parasite.
You don’t say

quite literally the 50.1 diarrhea forever vs 49.9 puppies for everyone meme
I just want to be able to eat fresh produce. I guess that is asking too much.
I hope all politicians who took the bribe will suffer from diarrhea the next month. It’s not okay to not take food safety seriously and make the rules lighter just because the industry doesn’t like it, but people needs protection from these evil corporations
Of course they did
I remember reading The Jungle and ACTIVELY APPRECIATING all the progress we’d made since then.
And they might be spending more now to get the regime to point the finger at a farm that they might be spraying with the parasite.
The whole government is corrupt and can be bought off. I don’t trust anything they say in any department congress or Trump obviously.
Any corporation or country can buy off our government especially Trump. It the Supreme Court Congress all have been paid.
Taylor Farms Freedom Lettuce!!!
Did their investment pay off? Was there any specific deregulation that applied to the lettuce industry?
I know the Trump administration has been unkind to government regulators like the FDA… I’m just wondering if there is a specific chain of cause and effect here?
Never been happier to have decided to put my money where my mouth is (I guess literally) and buy local produce from the Farmer’s Market.
I had no idea these mfers were behind so much produce at so many places. Fuck them.
“Kamala would have been the same!” – someone typing on their toilet rn
Oh, so the villain is in the room.
SHOCKED
I’ll be avoiding lettuce for the foreseeable future. It’s barely a green anyway. This is truly insane.