Scientists started an OnlyFans account for chunky marmots after research funding dried up
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Scientists started an OnlyFans account for chunky marmots after research funding dried up
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[https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/trump-grant-funding-attack-scientists?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/20/trump-grant-funding-attack-scientists?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other)
trump is spending 200 million of our tax dollars on a Golden Ballroom, but we can’t afford this and pediatric cancer research?
I love this
I’d subscribe
meanwhile:
Donald Trump has earned more money in his first and second year, in his second term as president, than in the previous 60 years of his life, per Bloomberg.
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ALLEN!!!
Absolute heroes.
Sincerely
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“Dried up”?
More like defunded by Elon Musk and the Trump administration so they can keep looting the treasury via fraud (“subsidies”) and paying for stupid shit like slapping Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center and wrecking the national monuments.
Dan Blumstein is racist, misogynist, transphobic and does not deserve any good press.
Is there a reason they use Onlyfans rather than Patreon? I know the Patreon UI leaves something to be desired but how does OF differ?
Uplifting news? More like r/marmotcrushingmachine
That said, now I guess I have to go login to OF to support the marmots.
Nice marmot.
I hate trump as much as the next guy but there’s no way we care about marmoset research this much
My kids finding my Onlyfans charges after I’m dead. Meanwhile it’s for Marmots.