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No-Hall-3485 on July 27, 2026 10:59 pm brad pitt releases statement regarding his parenting style: https://preview.redd.it/b0o1wxmurufh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5599d788fb8367b9cbfe3926025e4a0e420fb9eb
demardegoatszn on July 27, 2026 11:05 pm The only time I’ve ever smiled at a Brad Pitt related article
MKUltra16 on July 27, 2026 11:05 pm This is a classic. My other favorite was a death notice: “Charlton Heston’s Gun Pried From His Cold, Dead Hands”
redelectro7 on July 27, 2026 11:09 pm Gave me a chuckle. ETA: Also interesting to see this after seeing posts about Suri dropping the Cruise too.
The-IrregularSuspect on July 27, 2026 11:12 pm “Hi, my name is Braaaaaaaaaaaaad.” -the Brad formerly known as Pitt.
SansVetra on July 27, 2026 11:17 pm We live in a crazy timeline, but The Onion’s still got it 
SedatedTattooDoc on July 27, 2026 11:20 pm The bad boy sexy actor/model is a bad dad? Insert Willy Wonka meme
coldpizza66 on July 27, 2026 11:25 pm https://preview.redd.it/f0mzsd7iwufh1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=e238073281716472a223e5292ab542a2a8539117
GGGGroovyDays60s on July 27, 2026 11:29 pm He’ll change it to “Jolie ” so they’ll all have the same name…. I can see that
Curiosities on July 27, 2026 11:44 pm I mean, if he went by his first and middle names he would be William Bradley, which actually could be someone’s first and last names.
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brad pitt releases statement regarding his parenting style:
https://preview.redd.it/b0o1wxmurufh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5599d788fb8367b9cbfe3926025e4a0e420fb9eb
Onion does it again 😭🤣
The only time I’ve ever smiled at a Brad Pitt related article
This is a classic. My other favorite was a death notice: “Charlton Heston’s Gun Pried From His Cold, Dead Hands”
That title had me cackling. I need to catch up on The Onion.
Brad. Like he’s a Brazilian footballer
Gave me a chuckle.
ETA: Also interesting to see this after seeing posts about Suri dropping the Cruise too.
OMG lol
“Hi, my name is Braaaaaaaaaaaaad.”
-the Brad formerly known as Pitt.
See? Even Brad is sick of Brad’s shit.
We live in a crazy timeline, but The Onion’s still got it
The bad boy sexy actor/model is a bad dad? Insert Willy Wonka meme
Love this for him
https://preview.redd.it/f0mzsd7iwufh1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=e238073281716472a223e5292ab542a2a8539117
The onion re:Brad
Respect ✊
Going by W.Bradley now.
He’ll change it to “Jolie ” so they’ll all have the same name…. I can see that
Loser.
I mean, if he went by his first and middle names he would be William Bradley, which actually could be someone’s first and last names.
Lmafoo
This is hilarious 😂
He now goes by Brad Dipp
He should officially change it to Bread Poot