Heavy metal fans ‘vomiting and crying’ as concertgoer poops in moshpit
Posted by smashedpootatoes
Heavy metal fans ‘vomiting and crying’ as concertgoer poops in moshpit
Posted by smashedpootatoes
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So classy.
The older you get, the more this happens.
You know what they say… shit happens.
I never cared much for crowd surfing and I certainly don’t care much for crowd shitting.
A GG Allen tribute show?
This can’t be real. Hahahahaha I can’t stop laughing. Come on. Someone tell me this isn’t real.
I assumed this happens all the time. Why is this one noteworthy?
That’s metal as fuck.
Wimps! Back in my day shitting in the pit was a rite of passage….
Did he eat a salad before the show?
“Shaking a log down his leg” Yep, definitely a medical emergency.
Shitting yourself at concerts is so 2026.
That shit is funny!
Mix the letters, wish it was a good joke. Is there a joke in there somewhere? Like hey let’s get a mop into that moshpit?
mopshit
A relative of Donald Trump?
Rumors that it was Kaitlin Bennet are unproven.
Like a heavy metal version of the Lardass story from Stand By Me. WOW.
That’s the fastest way to get a young person to decide to become an accountant and subscribe to their PBS channel.
What a shitty thing to do.
if its to loud your too poop
“Heavy metal fans” sounds kinda badass, but they’re vomiting and crying, which usually isn’t. It just made a hilarious picture in my head..
I’ve come to understand you’re supposed to go fuckin nuts in the pit. You can get the piss beat out of you, but the line gets drawn at when you get the shit beat out of you? Not very metal.
I feel for the guy who suffered a medical emergency; how mortifying! I hope he’s okay
I’ve been to fests where the Porta potties are literally overflowing but people still had the decency to hop behind a bush and shit away from societies eyes like the good lord intended.
Guess they have never been to a Phish show. There was a serial pooper on tour earlier this summer.
“Night ruiner” has officially been added to the lexicon of shit terminology.
The tears and Vomiting would have sucked but for those who went through it at least they are now a part of important Metal History
Wow it was during the first few songs too. It’s not like they had been waiting at the front of the pit all day unless it was a fest but it sounded like a concert. People are vile but hopefully that person had medical issues.
Is it the same person that was at the Noah Kahan concert?
Hey, “… glass houses …”, am i right?
That’s not very metal of them.
Maybe they did it for the shits and giggles
Mosh pit? More like mopshit!!
Taylor Farms
Swift Diarrhea
Maybe he was prepping for a colonoscopy…