Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed Kremlin Bitch”

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    1. ashighasthetide on

      kash: “your honor he called me googly eyed gremlin bitch!!!! 😔😔😔😔😔”

      judge: “that’s cuz you are, case dismissed!!!”

    2. Doesn’t help that this Kremlin Bitch is planning a trip to Russia a few weeks before the midterm elections.

    3. assignpseudonym on

      Fauxmoi, never change. Ever. Because this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read. 

      The article is very short, and worth a read. It’s just banger after banger. 

      > Initially, Stewartson didn’t respond to the lawsuit, which led to Patel winning a $250,000 default judgment in August 2025. Stewartson challenged the default judgment on the grounds that he had no meaningful ties to Nevada, where the case was filed, and declared that Patel was a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch” and, again, a “chud.”
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      > Stewartson celebrated the final order, which referenced his comment in a footnote. “I’d like to commend the judge for including ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch’ in his ruling,” Stewartson wrote on X Tuesday.
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      > “PSA: Now that my case is settled, you are free to refer to @FBIDirectorKash as a ‘chud,’ a ‘googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,’ and a ‘traitor’ without fear of legal repercussions!” he wrote in another post.

    4. It’s only slander if it isn’t true . He is a googly-eyed bitch who trusted the wrong fart.

    5. Maybe you should talk to your boss about name-calling. It’s sort of his shtick.

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    6. TheProblem1757 on

      These are the headlines I need to see more of! Let’s prosecute them next

    7. BeigeParadise on

      That’s like that time when an Austrian right-wing politician got called a “basement Nazi” and sued and the court went, “Your husband writes for Nazi magazines and you have ten children named Alwine, Arne, Hedda, Hildrun, Horst, Mechthild, Sonnhild, Ute, Volker, and Wolf. It’s not defamation if you actually are a basement Nazi.”