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No no no no no no no morning well technically just follow my lead uh Bridget we need to talk to you for a second okay this is about you catching me sneak in last night don’t worry it won’t happen again good wait does that mean you won’t sneak in or you won’t let

Me catch you let’s cross that bridge when we come to it honey it seems like you are spending an awful lot of time hanging out with your friends and going to clubs can’t you just find a fraction of your free time to do something productive I mean

Really concerts every weekend but I love music well take up an instrument oh my God that is so amazing you just said that because I have been dreaming of playing in an all girl band I’ve had the same dream only in mine you’re at Harvard becoming a

Doctor like last time I was at this club with Mandy and this courney girl who’ll think she’s all Alias yeah R to total sophomore and then this guy came up and he had a mullet and he hit on me and I was like ew what’s with the hair and

He’s all business in the front party in the back I mean gross who would have a mullet yeah who I was on the hockey team it kept my neck warm well then do it take up an instrument okay wow that is a good plan honey you pick your instrument right whatever you Want drums you got her drums it was the only instrument that came in a color she liked hey grubs yeah hi Bridge grandpa I need you you need me yeah don’t throw a parade or anything but I was going to go to the mall but that car is making a

Chugga chugga ping sound yeah well maybe it’s the oil did you check the oil oh Granda there’s plenty of oil the red light that says oil is on all the time red light light is on what are you thinking holy cow do I have to do everything around here there’s nothing

Wrong with the car I changed the oil yesterday you just sent him out there for nothing nothing actually I drained the oil and then drove around until that red light came on it started making that chuga chuga ping sound so I sent Grandpa out there to make him feel needed you are

Welcome wait wait a minute you did what to my car what’s it about yeah yeah I’ll tell you tell you what it’s about Missy it is about me winning Jeremy and humiliating Lacy so much and she can’t show her face anywhere and has to move to like the Northern Territories liveit the Bears

Until one day shirs riding that bear like a pony and it turns around cuz it’s so mad at eats her and because he ate so much of her his face starts to look like lacy and all the other bears go ha your face looks like Lazyy I meant what’s the debate about oh honesty’s the best policy party about asking some girl out was really me but you didn’t want to cuz you thought I was way way way way out of your league and unattainable and stuff you didn’t really want to go out with

Lacy did you no we went out what well you know we broke up oh okay yeah she dumped me I mean I like ponies as much as the next guy but she’s a freak wait wait hold on a second I am your rebound to Pony girl let’s try not to look at it

That way you know can’t we just go see a movie instead Jeremy don’t take this the wrong way but Hobbits are stupid see if you just read the book first stupid I got to go with Jeremy Hobbits are not stupid hey she’s got a name okay no I am a Catholic school Girl who strips guys no one is going to think I look like a stripper okay Hey look it’s Misty getting ready for a third and final dance on the main stage okay so CJ where do you go and ask for Halloween you know

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