Today I played Garten of Banban! Who knew that such colorful children’s places could be so terrifying? And why can’t I read??? (I think Opila hates me now…)
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hi friends my name is Colleen and today
we are playing Garden of band band so
let’s just get right on into it into the
game for a parent looking for their
missing child time is a delicate matter
click the clock to advance
time this isn’t creepy at all why did
they get
silent what what what
boots hold down the arrow buttons band
band’s
kindergarten see inter with
objects objects
oh okay jumbo Josh says eat vegetables
and fruits to become strong like me wow
ooh key
card
[Music]
ah I didn’t realize I knocked that one
over
too all right cool anyways oh I thought
you were a camera you’re just speaker
wait what are you not a
speaker oh
hello hello stink finger Flint say
having many arms allows me to help a lot
more people wow or it allows you to
kidnap more people wow why is there why
are there no snacks in here is this an
abandoned
place where are the snacks I need me a
good snack press the
button oh there’s no crouching lame all
right let me
[Music]
hello it’s a draw oh I
can’t
oh the remote requires two batter two
batteries
batteries where where the
batteries batteries I didn’t see any
batteries
[Music]
batteries a sneaky
battery
oh where the batteries
B
batteries
batteries oh I swear that wasn’t here
before I I don’t think both of these
were here
before now what do I just use
it
hello H
hi use left Mouse button to use your to
hello oh
wait
what I did it I’m going to the
creativity area let’s go
or not God damn
it never mind okay where was I
thinking can I do anything
here you come here come
hi God damn it you’re so dumb all right
come here
come here come come press the big old
button there he
goes I what I had hit both oh creativity
area you can’t see me I can’t see
him hide and seek
friend he’s a friend friend no come back
never mind I’m
leaving oh
F why can’t I walk over there is there a
[ __ ] glass
wall there’s a glass
[Laughter]
wall not the chair I’m too powerful all
right the toy cannot be directly
commanded to breakable material such as
yellow
glass okay band ban says sharing is
caring your pancreas is mine the end is
here okie
dokie naughty Corner wait hold
on I probably can’t get him hold on I
think I’m dumb don’t mind me hold on
friend friend friend
need you come
closer come this
way two hours
later you butt come right
here I don’t know what that noise
means oh okay good job Perfect all right
uh uh naughty
Corner oh okay I thought there was a
wall there but I wasn’t sure can you
come here oh is that a
no not oh you have to come this way I
think come here come
hither
Zoom oh you can’t go through there can
you
what
oh button
time
got go up
here good job okay button time
try again I’m so I’m I’m I am so trying
to get you to hit the button can I not
make you hit the button I’m
confused maybe I can’t make you hit the
button maybe this is
stupid okay this is stupid all right
naughty Corner na naughty Corner naughty
Corner naughty Corner come out out of
the naughty
Corner yeah all right
cool he turned red he knows he’s been
naughty Bo what if I go back in here is
there any any any any any is there any
any special fun times anyone want to
have some fun
times wait didn’t wait wait wait wait
hold on wait I’m
dumb I’m just a dummy Dum dumb don’t I
have oh oh oh oh oh wait
friendo
[Music]
friendo friendo are you real friendo
friendo friend friend friend friend
friend find eggs to
feed I got one
[Music]
it’s unbelievably Hungry Feet at six
eggs to get your
prize oky dokie um egg egg egg
egg
yay gobble gobble eat it
up I don’t like that noise you’re a
little
concerning any eggs in the
TW oh
egg egg there we go took in a minute
what am I at three ball pit closed wait
I want to go to the ball pit ball pit
tools needed okay well ball pits for
later eggs eggs eggs eggs egg on the
slide can I go down hello no dang it
eggs eggs oh
egg can I carry more than one egg I
probably can I just
what’s that do what’s that do what’s
that do what does that
do what did that do slide no okay
anyways I found another egg did that
turn lights am I crazy how do I get down
oh I guess I Fall to my
death I don’t know how many I’ve fed her
at this
point
EG
yay I I think I’m missing one I
think
egg is that six I think it was five dang
it means there’s got to be another one
somewhere oh there’s my friend Hi
friend feel like I need you to hit the
button but I think I need another EG how
many let’s see I found
one two 3 three four five yeah I’m
missing
one at least I think I am and then
whatever that did I don’t know what that
did eggy eggy egg egg egg egg egg egg
eggy eggy egg egg
egg go for it have fun definitely
missing
one no you didn’t go far enough I guess
I know the
range there not an egg in the tree I
feel like there’s supposed to be an egg
in the tree if I were an egg where would
I
be might be a bad
idea what did I do ailia help what did I
do definitely did a thing did I open no
I didn’t open that I don’t know what I
did still looking for an egg
are you hiding
it did you hide
it find eggs well I found five that
should be enough you don’t need a full
six oh that’s not it never
mind you were not always right
here that egg appear out of thin air as
soon as I did
that that’s six right that’s six I’m
pretty sure that’s
six isn’t that
six
okay a key card yellow come on I got to
name you what’s your name going to
be I’ll give you a name in a minute
yellow yellow y
yellow
yellow ah
thank
you go go go go go go go go go go go go
go go go zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom
zoom
yes let me in the door oh it’s just a
closet
oh distraction at
one there’s going to be a distraction at
1:00 okay
cool it does say something something
about missing children at the very
beginning so okay so distraction at one
which means the child will be gone by
two all right let’s
go all right get rid of that rid of that
and now
hop I already figured that out
did
oh why are there why are
there
Footprints
foots
help can you carry me
get me up no
no I
missed oh God all right
bye
oh wait I’m here oh I can do it from
here oh
all right
bye see yeah what why why why why why
why just what what was my color what do
you mean what was my color what has that
bird always been there did I forget to
read the bird what does the bird say
what do you say my eyesight’s
bad let me
out why is the chair like that shouldn’t
you turn the chair around feel like you
should turn the chair
around why is there a
ramp a ramp to my
death oh that’s a what was my
color
what oh that’s just light I think
maybe what are you um I alone I want to
play with the whole bird but everyone
left me everyone have party without me
Miss Mason see me but go I am scared
because hole is loud and my friend
screaming it but bird is
funny why’ you put your friends in the
hole
bird
okay no you’re red hold
on go back to Red that’s not
red that’s red okay
you pink you were like a purple no
you’re not yes you are is there a
purple oh [ __ ] maybe okay you’re pink
you’re or
no you’re
orange you are
blue
right am I crazy are you white you might
be
white which means you’re
green is that in
correct can I just oh God I’m going to
fall to my
death I’m
here help help oh Bird’s pink a
[ __ ] no I got that didn’t I or did I
accidentally change it to a non-pink
color that looks yellow from here it
looks yellow from here wait did you
change the colors on me I’m I’m uh I’m
crying I’m
crying Help all right what are the
colors okay so bird is pink I’m going to
pass her through
you oh right there boards bird is
definitely pink um band band is red
you’re
white you’re blue
okay
so big old dude is
green yeah I got that didn’t I am I
crazy I might be
crazy I got I got something
similar that’s what I got I got
something similar why is there an
emergency stop that’s the real
question yeah know isn’t that isn’t that
correct oh sorry sorry you you don’t
have to come you don’t have to come
don’t do it
no he’s
fine oh I put you on yellow didn’t I
instead of pink ah well that’s my bad I
apologize all right let’s see let’s see
let’s see all right get me off this
thing let me over let me fix this you’re
not yellow I don’t know what
okay cool thank
you what what what
oo am I supposed to leave am I supposed
to leave am I supposed to leave what are
you why why why why why
a
[Laughter]
you you what what did I
do oh God
okay oh let’s let’s try
again I’m sorry opilia I don’t I
don’t oh you’re here sorry sorry you’re
go you don’t need to do
that hi opilia you are very terrifying
I’m just going to
say please be good please be good please
be good please be good be good to me
please be good to me please do it do it
do it do it now do it now do now do
now do
dinkus
dink holy
[ __ ] I am I am holding shift to Sprint I
think ailia is going to [ __ ] murder
me I did not
look I did I did hold shift to Sprint
did I kill
ailia thank
you did I kill you
oh oh I killed ailia someone’s going to
murder me because of that did I miss
anything
[Music]
I oh they’re going to murder me because
I murdered
ailia
hello oh
boarding pass name U man Adam from
Montreal to Madrid Class E seat D2
present at checkin 2310 2016 all right
the 23rd month of the 10th year of the
2016th
day that’s
it just I’m I’m going to be murdered I
will be murdered at
anytime I don’t I don’t all right
what
what
what
what
what what what what what what what did I
do what did what did I do what
what
hello
hello
hello what
what oh my God I thought that I thought
the chair was someone standing in here
after
I oh is this just ready now is that what
I was
doing I don’t like
it I don’t like it what’ I
do what did I
do go through it go go for it do it
break the TV
you tried all right
cool what did I
do did I release someone from their
prison what
happened are you released from
prison ban ban I know I killed ailia but
are you
free am I free am I free to
leave for
you oh no
did someone press the emergency button
in that one room and call cause all the
kids to fall to their
deaths cuz that’s what I got from
that okie
dokie whale
oh well I don’t like
this but I guess we’re going for
it oh oh oh oh oh oh someone’s being
released from
prison oh I can’t go further I
um I jump my
dad the [ __ ] the F what the [ __ ] what
the [ __ ] no no no no absolutely not
ABS ghost orb
feel like I’m going on a talk show or
something what’s the I no I hate you I
hate you so much I hate this I hate this
I hate this I hate I hate that why is it
broken over here why are you broken what
who
escaped who escaped from here who
escaped from here I hate this I hate
this I hate this no come back no come
back come back no no no no no [ __ ] you
[ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ]
you no no no no no no no [ __ ] you [ __ ]
you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
go God damn you [ __ ] you [ __ ]
you hi hi hi I love your
smile and now we’re both dead
see beautiful I love
it a that was nice that was actually
really good I guess I will have to uh
play the sequel at some point but that
was good that was great I liked it all
right cool thank you all for watching
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