Trump officially announces Tylenol causes autism while bumbling and struggling to say Acetaminophen

Tylenol after the inevitable lawsuit


This whole press conference is batshit insane, even for his standards. All those old men are literally only alive because they have the best access to the highest standard in modern medicine. They really want to kill people.

You think I’d be used to it by now, but the stupidity is truly astounding 

Did he chug a gallon of Tylenol before saying this

The only thing that’s helping me right now is assuming that Tylenol will be able to do something to fight back. Please tell me they can sue or come after him or something.

Oh my god I thought it was a joke when I read a tweet that this was coming. *What the fuck* is all I can say

What about all the autistic people born before acetaminophen became widely used in the 60’s? Prior to that it was prescription only! I was born in 64. We used aspirin solely until the 80’s when Reye’s syndrome became a thing! This is stupid. Looks like trumpy is mad at somebody from KenVue.

Why even mention Tylenol by name? It is simply a brand name, not the active ingredient they believe to be the cause here. They are just opening themselves up to a huge shitshow.

But I guess it gives the uneducated something to focus on other than the Epstein files coverup, huh?

Of course. The answer was right in front of us all along!

This is how the administration repays a million dollar “donation” to the Trump campaign. Seems fitting, somehow.

okay are the drug companies going to go after him now? because I would pay money to see them unleash a smear campaign against him and his base

//edit and by smear campaign, I mean the kind of political ads that democrats never have the heart to put out. it’s not a smear when it’s true.

so… it’s not the vaccines, then?

It sure would be too bad if everyone went out and bought some Tylenol today….just saying.

This is so scary. They’ve basically just picked the most common medication to blame bc they need to choose something that’s almost universally used by pregnant people. And why not blame the pregnant person for their child’s autism, it’s not US policy if it doesn’t emphasise individual responsibility. There is currently no external cause identified, but they need to name something bc they said they’d have answers this month.

It’s just a different way of experiencing the world, it’s not a disease. Let these people live in peace

Also recommending not getting hep b vaccine until 12. Not giving Tylenol to babies. Not getting MMR and separating them instead. Saying kids get 80+ vaccines. Also recommending a different med that requires a prescription and can cause seizures.

They want kids and mothers to die.

The acetaminophen incident

WTAF is wrong with these people?! Tylenol should have a field day with this.

I think we’re about to see a lawsuit that’s going to put the Dominion lawsuit to shame.

effectively immediately…what exactly? like is something actually happening lol or are they simply just letting doctors know about their new line of bullshit

From what I gather there are SOME studies that suggest a link but there was also a Swedish study last year of over 2 million children that found no link what’s so ever. That is the most substantial study on the matter. I’m sure Trump and RFK Jr will just say the NIH is evil or some shit. Or just ignore that the study existed.