man as an Egyptian 31 years old male i would say that light up eyes sounded too gay ๐๐ but we have something wired as hell you cannot here talk with your closest friend about your emotions or your mental problems because here men cant be emotional with his buddy but it's normal if you just walking in a crowded street and just meet him by chance to kiss him on his cheeks two times and after they will grab hand and start walking that a normal thing between any two men and btw it's normal also for all Arabian country's but it gets weirder ๐๐
Thatโs a prison type power move. Wait till ur opps hits intense heart rate, exhaustion, then boom. Slow moving and when u stick them, their heart causes them to bleed out faster.
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak… If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.โ-Sun Tzu and that guys grandpa probably. ๐
I saw where this was going as soon as he said the kid started doing pushups. Thought he was going to start beating him up while he was still doing them. Good grandfather. In my experience, a white kid can beat the snot out of you, or hurl slurs for literal years, but then when you finally haul off and knock the shit out of them, you get sent to anger management, and get penalized and in trouble. That was my experience growing up at least. Doesn't mean you shouldn't defend yourself. You 100% should.
Damn I figured he was gonna kick him in the dome doing push up thatโs exactly what I would have done ๐ hard to fight when your nose is sideways ๐
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That advice is GOLDEN!!ยก๐
Thats is why he's Popa
Wise , Grand father
That was awesome!
man as an Egyptian 31 years old male i would say that light up eyes sounded too gay ๐๐ but we have something wired as hell you cannot here talk with your closest friend about your emotions or your mental problems because here men cant be emotional with his buddy but it's normal if you just walking in a crowded street and just meet him by chance to kiss him on his cheeks two times and after they will grab hand and start walking that a normal thing between any two men and btw it's normal also for all Arabian country's but it gets weirder ๐๐
I thought you were gonna curb stomp him while he was down lol
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Never let them know your next move
Yeaโฆ. Ur dying tomorrow if u do that lmao
Thatโs a prison type power move. Wait till ur opps hits intense heart rate, exhaustion, then boom.
Slow moving and when u stick them, their heart causes them to bleed out faster.
Shout out to ya gramps!
Comedic license
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Dave Chappelle voice " That's the most gangsta shit…"
Do people understand mouse traps?
Specifically cheese on those mouse traps?
Do you also understand that we say cheese while taking pictures?
I especially am nostalgic with this on the โpoloroidโ cameras?
Also works on bigger game with โbear trapsโ
Class ๐๐๐
Something no one talks about when somebody gets jumped jogging. If it s towards the end, you're staying the fight winded. Learned that first hand
I had 1 classmate mess with me when I was 15, I beat him up.
Never has anyone picked a fight with me since.
I'm 37
Was expecting him to start stomping his face while he was down
Love itโคโคโคโค
Just threaten to break his legs when he's not looking and won't be able to play football again.๐ he shouldn't touch you again. #JK
Work smarter, not harder!! ๐ฅฐ
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Genius
Thatโs wonderful ๐
I thought it'd be more ruthless like he boots buddy in the teeth while hes doing pushups
It's a great story, a fantastic joke. Ruined by the irrelevant and selfish caption.
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"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak… If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.โ-Sun Tzu and that guys grandpa probably. ๐
So…..what happens a weak later when hes fine again?
Excellent, the fight starts in the mind. Beat your opponent there first.
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AMEN brother! Anyone who finds themselves in a fair fight has made a mistake!
Good one good one for sure
I saw where this was going as soon as he said the kid started doing pushups. Thought he was going to start beating him up while he was still doing them. Good grandfather. In my experience, a white kid can beat the snot out of you, or hurl slurs for literal years, but then when you finally haul off and knock the shit out of them, you get sent to anger management, and get penalized and in trouble. That was my experience growing up at least. Doesn't mean you shouldn't defend yourself. You 100% should.
Damn I figured he was gonna kick him in the dome doing push up thatโs exactly what I would have done ๐ hard to fight when your nose is sideways ๐
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That was a genius move!
Epic
That story is lifted from the book aka monsterhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster:_The_Autobiography_of_an_L.A._Gang_Member
Grandfather was a smart man,Love that ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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