What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard?
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What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard?
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“ Somewhere in the world, there is a father and a mother
And the father is a son who has a mother
The mother has a daughter who gets married to the brother of a mother
And they’re all just tryna multiply with one another”
—Sabrina Carpenter, *Thumbs*
Basically what we’re gonna do is dance
“I’m the shit I’m fartin’, I don’t know how to potty” 🫠
-“Drowning” Boogie wit da Hoodie/Kodak Black
“So say geronimo, say geronimo, say geronimo, say geronimo”
“I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s a sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast”
Can I just post the link to the AZlyrics website with all of Taylor Swift’s discography? “I was a functioning alcoholic until no one noticed my new aesthetic :(“ girl what
Edit: THANK YOU FOR THE AWARD WOWWW so nice thank you
EDIT AGAIN: To the person who reported me to Reddit due to “concerns for my mental health,” thank you so much for giving me a good laugh hahaha
[from Life by Des’ree:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKtrWU4zaaI&t=1s)
I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s the sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news
The Train guy singing about his untrimmed chest in Hey Soul Sister, used to listen to that song a lot when it came out but now can’t remember the exact line lol
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Des’ree’s lyrics to Life are unsurpassed.
Taylor Swift – Anti-Hero
‘Sometimes I feel like everybody’s just a sexy baby’
Taylor Swift – Bad Blood
‘You made a really deep cu-ut’
“New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits 👍
Chinese food makes me sick ☹️”
I mean that whole song really
“Only time will tell if we stand the test of time” – Van Hagar
“She got a big booty so I call her big booty.”
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
#Friday, Friday, Gotta get down on Friday. Every one is look ing for ward to the weeeeek end
Party crasher
Panty snatcher
Call me up if you a gangsta
Don’t be fancy, just get dancy
Why so serious?
‘Is it weird that your bra remind me of a Katy Perry song’ – Jason Derulo
‘Come and smile, don’t be shy, touch my bum, this is life…’ – The Cheeky Girls
Spelling is fun
“You can 76 the 69, try 68
Make Raven-Symoné call date rape”
Biggie – Just Playing (Dreams). Raven was 8 years old.
Special mentions to K-Pop Idols butchering AAVE, specifically “finna” 😭
“You gon’ finna catch me” Blackpink – As If It’s Your Last
“Can I someday finna find my time?” Jungkook (BTS) – My Time
“You left the fridge open somebody just took a sandwich”
-Kanye West
“Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop”
-Kanye West
“Think you the shit, bitch?
You not even the fart (grrah)”
-Ice Spice
Shawty got some boobies like wow oh wow – Usher ft. [Will.I.Am](http://Will.I.Am) OMG
“I put my fist inside her like a civil rights sign” is when I quit Kanye West
“I like you just the way you are, drunk as shit dancing at the bar. I can’t wait to get you home so I can do some damage.”
Just the Way You are by Brian McFadden
Seems to be a song about raping some drunk lady at the bar!
Katy Perry: I’m a prisoner in your prison 🤣
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Toe-curlingly bad IMO.
“Suckin’ on a chili dog” makes me feel ill every time I hear Jack and Diane playing
“We sex again in the morning
Your breasteses is my breakfast”
-from Jay-Z (the so-called “greatest rapper alive”)’s verse on *Drunk in Love*
“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle.”
Taylor Swift
“Think you the shit, bitch? You not even the fart” – Ice Spice
“I’m his poopie, but I never smell” – Ice Spice
“I’m Ms. Poopie like I need a diaper” – Ice Spice
Just… all the poop bars.
Oh, I could play this game all day.
“You smoked, then ate seven bars of chocolate, We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist, I scratch your head, you fall asleep, Like a tattooed golden retriever” – Taylor Swift (The Tortured Poets Department)
“Forgive me, it sounds cocky, He ah-matized me and opened my eyes, Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see, His love was the key that opened my thighs” – Taylor Swift (Wood)
~~Actually the entirety of The Life of a Showgirl is a lyrical atrocity~~
“Educated in the language of doin’ it. Get down like your tutor taught you to” – Lana Del Rey (Boarding School)
“So gangsta, I’m so thug” – Train. This looks like a bland lyric but in this particular song it is so bad. (Hey Soul Sister)
“I’m the shit, I’m farting, I don’t know how to potty” – A Boogie Wit da Hoodie & Kodak Black (Drowning)
“And mix your milk with my Coco Puffs, Milky, milky coco, Mix your milk with my Coco Puffs, Milky, milky, right” – The Black Eyed Peas (My Humps)
“Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis” – Ludacris (Money Maker)
They entire song Daughters by John Mayer is cringe
In Jar of Hearts by Christina Perri – “You’re gunna catch a cold, from the ice inside your soul.’
That line made me cringe so hard I cricked my neck lol.
“Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that’s why they call it window pane” – Eminem love the way you lie ft. Rihanna
“If the light is off then it isn’t on.”
-Hilary Duff, So Yesterday
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“lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don’t confuse them – with mountains” – shakira (whenever, wherever)