It’s for the best to treat him like blanka players. Do not listen to him, do not post about him, do not shake his hand, ignore him and he will go away.
IntotheBeniverse on
I thought this was an onion headline lol
premonitioning on
my guy tone it down with the sun bed
DoseOfGlitter on
I thought shirt was a typo for shit, and then I realized, no, no, jones is indeed shirtless.
tvnr on
EggsOverBenedict on
This is sad, like when your uncle loses custody of kids. Not that he didn’t deserve everything that happens. But my eyes don’t need to witness his shirtless burnout.
Zillah-The-Broken on
get fucked!
ahdidi413 on
The Onion continues to be the best at putting my subscription money to good use. No other publication comes even close.
innocentsalad on
That’s rich coming from a parasite that masquerades as a human
If anyone ever feels a molecule of sympathy for that POS, read up on what Jones said about the Sandy Hook parents and what they have gone through. I know people are exposed to Jones as haha funny meme face man, including here, but that man is pure evil. Every bad thing that ever happens to him is not enough.
silveraxe_kyo on
He himself is a parody
SerBrienneOfSnark on
Is he under the impression people want to be him?
LittleSodaPop13 on
This man’s life is a joke.
PepperidgeFarmRembrs on
What a shameful man he is.
Potential-Fan-6148 on
They should make a 1:1 parody of Alex jones but with a trans girl. It’ll make his head explode.
ThornyRascal on
His anguish delights me
bravesirkiwi on
Really awful to have something you love taken away from you only to have someone you hate make a mockery of it, isn’t it Alex
serenasplaycousin on
There are children around – cover yourself man!
CatmanofRivia on
Squeal piggy squeal tbh
Ok-Writing-5361 on
Can’t wait for the r/knowledgefight episode on this 😂
godofacedia on
Every time I see this guy shirtless I think of that image where it’s like a before and after of taking some kind of supplement he was trying to peddle and legit the only difference between the two images is he’s more red in the second one.
JohnBrine on
Dang. At first I thought this was just the first new infowars post.
Dannylectro55 on
Alex, honey, it’s been a satire for years…now put your shirt back on like a good boy, look both ways, and then shut fuck up.
AllTheCoolNames on
100cpm on
He’s auditioning for Heidecker. Killing it.
Fluid-Layer-33 on
No shortage of material for the onion to draw off of.
Ok-Variation5746 on
Tim Heidecker as creative director behind all this pleases me so much. I can’t wait lmao
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The parody writes itself
put that shit back on man jesus christ
It’s for the best to treat him like blanka players. Do not listen to him, do not post about him, do not shake his hand, ignore him and he will go away.
I thought this was an onion headline lol
my guy tone it down with the sun bed
I thought shirt was a typo for shit, and then I realized, no, no, jones is indeed shirtless.
This is sad, like when your uncle loses custody of kids. Not that he didn’t deserve everything that happens. But my eyes don’t need to witness his shirtless burnout.
get fucked!
The Onion continues to be the best at putting my subscription money to good use. No other publication comes even close.
That’s rich coming from a parasite that masquerades as a human
🎵I’ve seen it coming 🎶
The globalists have won, alex!
This man is *not* well.
So nothing will change with Infowars.
Complete thumb of a man.
He’ll be better tomorrow…
https://preview.redd.it/fjc1rrmnilwg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f5f9625d681b640959c9e19cef307fe1bd7e45
If anyone ever feels a molecule of sympathy for that POS, read up on what Jones said about the Sandy Hook parents and what they have gone through. I know people are exposed to Jones as haha funny meme face man, including here, but that man is pure evil. Every bad thing that ever happens to him is not enough.
He himself is a parody
Is he under the impression people want to be him?
This man’s life is a joke.
What a shameful man he is.
They should make a 1:1 parody of Alex jones but with a trans girl. It’ll make his head explode.
His anguish delights me
Really awful to have something you love taken away from you only to have someone you hate make a mockery of it, isn’t it Alex
There are children around – cover yourself man!
Squeal piggy squeal tbh
Can’t wait for the r/knowledgefight episode on this 😂
Every time I see this guy shirtless I think of that image where it’s like a before and after of taking some kind of supplement he was trying to peddle and legit the only difference between the two images is he’s more red in the second one.
Dang. At first I thought this was just the first new infowars post.
Alex, honey, it’s been a satire for years…now put your shirt back on like a good boy, look both ways, and then shut fuck up.
He’s auditioning for Heidecker. Killing it.
No shortage of material for the onion to draw off of.
Tim Heidecker as creative director behind all this pleases me so much. I can’t wait lmao