Australian Prime Minister Apologizes For Saying He’d Have Sex With Kylie Minogue

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    1. At one point in the chat, Osborne suggested a game of “marry, shag, date,” submitting age-appropriate Australian stars Kylie Minogue, Nicole Kidman, and Rhonda Burchmore as candidates for 63-year-old Albanese’s romantic interests.

      The PM held back at first, noting that he married his wife Jodie Haydon less than a year ago. “I’ve just got married,” he objected. “I’m only six months in.” It didn’t take much prodding to get him to play along, though. “But if it goes tits up?”

      Osborne replied. “Let’s just pretend.” Albanese quickly and definitively answered, “Oh, Kylie, clearly.” Osborne clarified, “You’d marry Kylie? And shag her? And date her?” Albanese confirmed, “All of the above. She’s terrific.”

    2. Sicparvismagneto on

      “There are three things i love in this world. Kylie Minogue, the dimples just above a woman’s buttocks, and the look of fear in a mans eyes.”

    3. Cautious-Plum-8245 on

      he should apologize for saying the wrong answer, the real answer is marry. that woman is an angel

    4. Hey, I get it, we all do. But, dude, you can’t just say it in public like that.

    5. What a dope, even a football player is media trained enough to not answer such garbage questions never mind a politician.

    6. artfuldodger1977 on

      I read enough of the article to know the guy is a complete idiot. Had me at ….”sipping Canadian whiskey”

    7. Fkndwnundam8 on

      This post appearing multiple times smacks of Murdoch influence… seriously, there’s so much negative press being thrown, it’s sickeningly obvious. Trying to make this a thing is BS… Go away, don’t care.

    8. Striking-Composer838 on

      I mean thats not as bad as anything that Donald Trump would say on any random day.

    9. Certain-Attempt1330 on

      Hi there murdoch simps! Still trying to peddle this story and get some uptake? Australians can’t afford to pay their bills, more people are sleeping rough, and there are actual wars going on.

      Get a life, you disgusting losers.

    10. I voted for him but eh he probably should’ve known better than to ever play a game like this where the world can see it again only _because_ here in Australia not eons ago there was a major, major controversy over something he said in a not so different context (not a game) and he backed himself into a corner by using a descriptor about a serious topic that was completely misconstrued.

      Probably should’ve continued to decline to play this and should’ve asked to just move on, especially as he knows the flogs One Nation, etc will use him breathing wrong as “omg look he sucks!” fodder as will the Murdoch Press especially at the moment (so, the entire nation’s media and many news outlets around the world), without that this wouldn’t have been noticed or cared about, definitely not by the average Aussie lol. He did nothing wrong but he doesn’t have to 🤷🏻‍♀️