Jonathan was crowned the world's oldest known living land animal in 2019
https://people.com/jonathan-world-oldest-tortoise-crypto-death-hoax-11941123
Posted by expiredaristocracy
Jonathan was crowned the world's oldest known living land animal in 2019
https://people.com/jonathan-world-oldest-tortoise-crypto-death-hoax-11941123
Posted by expiredaristocracy
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Crypto bros suck for doing that Hoax
He mostly complains about not pooping.
“Crypto Death Hoax” first time that’s ever been said
So the key to longevity is just moving slow, I guess.
This made me unreasonably happy
Today, in « headlines that would kill a Victorian child »
Looks great for his age perhaps he can give us his health routines.
Oh thank god.
I absolutely adore him, I check up on him online frequently because I like to make sure he is okay.
I will be unreasonably sad when he passes and hope it isn’t for a very very long time.
This made my morning 🥹
I have no context for this but I’m very happy for Jonathan <3
So…crypto bro wanted so bad milk the last remnant of their pathetic scam so they use a lot of death, even fake…