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    Jack White: Hey evangelical Christians? Remember that anti-Christ you been squawking about all these years and how he'd present himself as Christlike and bring about the end of days with a final war in the Middle East involving Jerusalem?
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    Jack White: Hey evangelical Christians? Remember that anti-Christ you been squawking about all these years and how he’d present himself as Christlike and bring about the end of days with a final war in the Middle East involving Jerusalem?

    Jack White: Hey evangelical Christians? Remember that anti-Christ you been squawking about all these years and how he’d present himself as Christlike and bring about the end of days with a final war in the Middle East involving Jerusalem?

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    10. No_Whammies_Stop on

      Imagine the headache it’s gonna be to get pre-authorization for “healing light.” Talk about experimental treatments.

    11. nestestasjon on

      I love that he tried to say “I’m supposed to be a doctor!!” 

      Never seen a doctor that looked like that. 

    13. Vincent_Felix on

      He’s the king of rock and roll. I’m making it official, the mantle passed to him.

      Agreed?

    19. DrDr1972 on

      I’m gonna fight ’em off
      A seven nation army couldn’t hold me back….

      Get him, Jack

    21. tomjonesrocks on

      Just got shut out on tickets to the San Diego Jack White show a few hours ago – bummer on that but another common White W

    22. amurderofcrows on

      Wasn’t the mark of the beast supposed to be on peoples foreheads? Like, say, I dunno, a certain red hat type of thing?

    23. BlondeBorednBaked on

      They did elect the antichrist. If you go to the German spelling of his name it is Trumpf or Drumpf. So Donald (6 letters) Trumpf (6 letters).

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    25. cozynite on

      Love Jack White. Everyone should be continually calling out the reprehensible actions that Orange Mussolini has done since his first term. And if you still believe his lies? Well, you’re a racist idiot. Prove me wrong.

    26. The_Idiocratic_Party on

      Here’s the neat thing — evangelicals *want this*. They *want* it to be the end of days.

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