Riverdale had the most batshit plotlines and yet the writers and directors took that show sooooo seriously which is what made it 1000% funnier
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Zendaya will never work with Sam Levinson again.
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I read that Rivendell and was very confused. But also amused thinking about angsty teens amongst the elves.
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First 3-4 seasons of Riverdale were actually kinda fire most of the time can’t even lie
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My favorite part of Riverdale is when Archie gets attacked by a bear off screen (?) somehow survives, and then it’s never brought up again
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Riverdale is genuinely one of the best TV shows of our time and I’m tired of it not getting the flowers it absolutely deserves. Amazing actors. Infinitely amusing. Never stale. Perfectly encapsulates how insane it is to read comics where they start doing anything just to keep publishing.
10/10 no notes.
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Okay but Euphoria: Star Wars Edition with Zendaya dealing space drugs to aliens on Coruscant with a little droid buddy would go hard.
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Then she learns the real drug… is family
Rurumo666 on
I’d only watch it if she fought the Leprechaun in Space with Ice Cube, who dies from explosive space diarrhea.
jennyquarx on
I’ve been meaning to watch Riverdale because all I’ve heard about it are cuckoo things.
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This is also a good summation of Search Party. Spoilers Ahoy!
Season 1: Woman and friends investigates disappearance of distant acquaintance. At the end of the season, the distant acquaintance turns out to be totally fine, but they end up killing a guy who they believed might have killed her.
Season 2: Thriller about them trying to cover up their actions. At the end, they get caught and arrested.
Season 3: Legal show, as they’re now in a big high profile murder trial. At the end, they get off, but the main character gets kidnapped by a stalker.
Season 4: The protagonist is held captive by stalker and tries to escape while her friends try to find her. At the end, she has a near-death-experience and comes out kinda nuts and thinking she’s the messiah.
Season 5: The protagonist and her friends start a cult, with a dude financing them to make “enlightenment pills.” The enlightenment pills turn the people taking them into zombies, kicking off the apocalypse.
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How DARE you compare Euphoria to the genius of Riverdale!
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Fun fact, throughout the ENTIRE show, there is a Satanic coven of literal witches across the river from them. The gates of hell is within driving distance from Archie and the gang. The literal devil came up for a little bit, never went into Riverdale but, like, he was within a 20 miles radius of all the Riverdale characters.
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Nothing can beat the Top Level Slop that Riverdale was.
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1. Riverdale stuck to a schedule, we got almost twenty episodes per season. Already there, it’s consistency and quantity, it beats Euphoria.
2. How is Euphoria changing it up? Never watched it but from all the clips and talk, never heard of a big difference between seasons 1 and 2.
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To this day I can’t buy Trader Joe’s jingle jangle without giggling. Riverdale was so unserious. RIP Luke Perry
Who wants my new Outer Space Drugs?
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Bep-blop I got you covered.
I would rather watch Riverdale than Euphoria, yeah. Fun trash is the best trash.
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But can it top this dialogue
has she fought a bear yet?
Riverdale had the most batshit plotlines and yet the writers and directors took that show sooooo seriously which is what made it 1000% funnier
Zendaya will never work with Sam Levinson again.
I read that Rivendell and was very confused. But also amused thinking about angsty teens amongst the elves.
First 3-4 seasons of Riverdale were actually kinda fire most of the time can’t even lie
My favorite part of Riverdale is when Archie gets attacked by a bear off screen (?) somehow survives, and then it’s never brought up again
Riverdale is genuinely one of the best TV shows of our time and I’m tired of it not getting the flowers it absolutely deserves. Amazing actors. Infinitely amusing. Never stale. Perfectly encapsulates how insane it is to read comics where they start doing anything just to keep publishing.
10/10 no notes.
Okay but Euphoria: Star Wars Edition with Zendaya dealing space drugs to aliens on Coruscant with a little droid buddy would go hard.
Then she learns the real drug… is family
I’d only watch it if she fought the Leprechaun in Space with Ice Cube, who dies from explosive space diarrhea.
I’ve been meaning to watch Riverdale because all I’ve heard about it are cuckoo things.
This is also a good summation of Search Party. Spoilers Ahoy!
Season 1: Woman and friends investigates disappearance of distant acquaintance. At the end of the season, the distant acquaintance turns out to be totally fine, but they end up killing a guy who they believed might have killed her.
Season 2: Thriller about them trying to cover up their actions. At the end, they get caught and arrested.
Season 3: Legal show, as they’re now in a big high profile murder trial. At the end, they get off, but the main character gets kidnapped by a stalker.
Season 4: The protagonist is held captive by stalker and tries to escape while her friends try to find her. At the end, she has a near-death-experience and comes out kinda nuts and thinking she’s the messiah.
Season 5: The protagonist and her friends start a cult, with a dude financing them to make “enlightenment pills.” The enlightenment pills turn the people taking them into zombies, kicking off the apocalypse.
How DARE you compare Euphoria to the genius of Riverdale!
Fun fact, throughout the ENTIRE show, there is a Satanic coven of literal witches across the river from them. The gates of hell is within driving distance from Archie and the gang. The literal devil came up for a little bit, never went into Riverdale but, like, he was within a 20 miles radius of all the Riverdale characters.
Nothing can beat the Top Level Slop that Riverdale was.
1. Riverdale stuck to a schedule, we got almost twenty episodes per season. Already there, it’s consistency and quantity, it beats Euphoria.
2. How is Euphoria changing it up? Never watched it but from all the clips and talk, never heard of a big difference between seasons 1 and 2.
