Formidably Elegant Heterosexuality is such a funny concept
whimsigod on
A Formidably Elegant Kia Summer Sale Event to Mr. Tucci then 🥰
Perfect_Celebrity_7 on
She just described Gianmarco Soresi
charcoalandblack on
Ok…what possessed her to say this publicly tho😭
Kaleidoscope_1974 on
I’m reading in Miranda Priestley’s voice. That’s all

enolaholmes23 on
That’s a pretty odd thing to say. Is this in reference to something? Were people questioning Tucci’s sexuality or something? It feels like she’s just using big words to say “no homo”.
apparently he’s an asshole and is hyper concerned/sensitive about people thinking he is gay (have heard from someone who worked with him on a commercial).
SerBrienneOfSnark on
I never would’ve considered Stanley Tucci’s heterosexuality formidable but you know what… hell yeah
chooseusermochi on
I thought John Mulaney was also gay for a very long time because he seemed really elegant for a comedian.
lavenderroseorchid on
I get it. Like as a woman you could share a sweet life with Tucci. Can’t usually say that about men.
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You know I was just saying the same thing publicly about my coworker the other day
“undeniable formidable heterosexuality” is crazy meryl
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Formidably Elegant Heterosexuality is such a funny concept
A Formidably Elegant Kia Summer Sale Event to Mr. Tucci then 🥰
She just described Gianmarco Soresi
Ok…what possessed her to say this publicly tho😭
I’m reading in Miranda Priestley’s voice. That’s all

That’s a pretty odd thing to say. Is this in reference to something? Were people questioning Tucci’s sexuality or something? It feels like she’s just using big words to say “no homo”.
Flair-worthy
So straight he’s kinda gay
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apparently he’s an asshole and is hyper concerned/sensitive about people thinking he is gay (have heard from someone who worked with him on a commercial).
I never would’ve considered Stanley Tucci’s heterosexuality formidable but you know what… hell yeah
I thought John Mulaney was also gay for a very long time because he seemed really elegant for a comedian.
I get it. Like as a woman you could share a sweet life with Tucci. Can’t usually say that about men.
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She is calling him zesty
That’s Meryl speak for calling Tucci the gayest straight man alive.
Didn’t he cheat on his wife when she had cancer? That’s about as hetero male you can get
That’s boomer liberal for “I like him because he seems kinda gay but isn’t.”
I do think that the world would be a better place if more straight men understood how straight women feel about Stanley Tucci
We used to just call them metrosexuals, Meryl.
Okay but how do I know exactly what she means 😭
ETA: to translate for some she’s saying Stanley Tucci is moging all other straight men
Sometimes I can’t tell if she’s sharing deep insights or just really likes the smell of her own toots. Fantastic actor though.